By Captain Maniac

This isn’t the actual BLOG page. We have that particular beast on another site, known as The Official Sparkling Apple Blog, located here. What this page intends to be, though, is more or less a hysterical/historical record of Sparkling Apple Road Stories, as remembered by Colin Hartridge and the College of Musical Knowledge (Colin being the Absolute Master of Useless Information). People keep telling me, “You oughta write a book, dude, and make a million bucks like Gene Simmons, Keith Richards or Steven Tyler.” Well, I’m gonna write a book, alright, but instead of publishing it in hardcover form or even as a downloadable e-book, I’m actually posting it on the Internet, FOR FREE! Har de har!!