The stage in the cabaret was the size of a postage stamp, and positioning our gear on it was quite the challenge. As you can see by the photo at the top of this page, the walls were covered in 70s wood panelling and cheesy day-glo posters, but the dressing room (scene of the usual depravity and beverage consumption) was through the door directly behind Rocky. The owner, Larry Stepanick, was concerned that our music was deafeningly loud, and despite our protests, demanded that we keep the music volume down so that nearby apartment dwellers had no cause for complaint. One time when we told Larry that were just playing a normal volume (which in our case was probably not unlike sittning next to a 747 at 40 paces), he perched himself onstage to listen for himself! So here we are, playing Choo Choo Mama by Ten Years After, with the hotel owner sitting stonefaced on a chair in front of the drums, much to the hilarious enjoyment of the customers, who were (to use the Oxford American Dictionary definition} plastered, smashed, bombed, sloshed, sozzled, sauced, lubricated, well-oiled, wrecked, juiced, blasted, stinko, blitzed, half-cut, fried, gassed, polluted, tanked (up), soaked, out of one's head/skull, loaded, trashed, buzzed, befuddled, besotted, pickled, pixilated, canned, cockeyed, blotto, blind drunk, roaring drunk, dead drunk, punch-drunk, ripped, stewed, tight, the worse for wear, far gone, pie-eyed, three sheets to the wind, and lest we forget, shit-faced. Larry’s verdict: we were too loud.
In an effort to keep up with the changing times, the Big O cabaret started a policy of strippers dancing between band sets. One stripper who shall remain nameless (mainly because I can’t remember her name) performed her routine, which involved gymnastic positions featuring gynecological exhibition (guaranteed to make viewers frisky, I suppose), and at one point was perpendicular with her legs pointed skyward. Regrettably, the jazz music she used was on a well-used cassette tape, which jammed at the most inopportune moment. At that point, what had been an artistic display was now an embarrassed dancer, nude with her legs upended in a silent room. Her reaction was, “Oh, F*ck!”, which probably would have been my response as well.